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We Now Accept Crypto –

Pay with BTC, ETH, and more!

All Products

Questions we won’t really answer.

What is Venetia?

Answer:

We’re not sure. Maybe a brand. Maybe something bigger.

If you figure it out, let us know.

It’d be much appreciated.

What do I get with the ‘Luxury Elite’ Access Card?

Answer:

A card.

What it means? That’s the real question.

Why has Venetia Global decided to accept cryptocurrency payments?

Answer:

At Venetia Global, we continually strive to offer our clients the most advanced and flexible payment options available. If this is too complex for you, traditional payment methods should suffice.

How do I become part of Venetia?

Answer:

You don’t.

You either are, or you’re not.

What’s the return policy?

Answer:

You won’t want to return it.

But if you must, the policy exists somewhere. Maybe.

Are there exclusive events?

Answer:

Maybe.

If you’re meant to be there, you’ll know.

If you have to ask, you probably won’t.

Is Venetia for me?

Answer:

If you’re asking, probably not.

Why is everything so mysterious?

Answer:

Because clarity is overrated.

Mystery sells. But not to everyone.

Clearly not you.

How do I get more benefits?

Answer:

Why are you still reading these questions?

You clearly don’t belong here.

Why should I trust Venetia?

Answer:

Don’t.

We never asked you to.